You know you're a (newbie) calligrapher when...
(1) You attend a calligraphy workshop, you introduce yourself by your IG name and not your real name. (Because that's what you are known for.)
(2) Whenever a new nib comes in your IG feed, you instantly contact the seller and score about 5 of each of the nibs. Just to be sure you have enough supplies.
(3) If a new practice paper comes out, you also hoard them - despite having a ream of unused paper at your shelf, few more unused notebooks, a practice pad which are you only half way through it and notepads as gifts from your last birthday and Christmases two years ago.
(4) When you have to say "NO" to those who ask you if calligraphy will improve their (very) bad handwriting. And they walk away because they thought calligraphy will save them from all the nasty comments about their handwriting.
(5) In my case, in a month, its either I am at the airport once a week or attend a calligraphy workshop.
(6) When you keep a cigarette lighter at your bag, but you do not smoke. And when somebody asks why, you say, "because I have hobbies." This is in case you stumbled upon a new nib and want to try it out. Ummmm, using your saliva to clean in the nib in public is gross. Its meant for the safety and comfort of your homes.
(7) You do not have a make up kit, but have a portable calligraphy kit instead - with jars of ink, nib cases and rolled up holder case.