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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2014, 03:31:29 AM »

***all disses are not meant seriously because I think Schin and Quiche are awesome***

Surely you don't expect us to reciprocate that after this.


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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2014, 03:37:59 AM »

PS: My pussy is on my table, seriously. No obscenity intended.


Hurr hrmmm hrmm hrr

Don't get moe furry den dat playa!!


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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #17 on: June 26, 2014, 03:43:01 AM »

***all disses are not meant seriously because I think Schin and Quiche are awesome***

Surely you don't expect us to reciprocate that after this.

You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
 
Break it down
Stop, Moya time
 
Every time you see me
The Moya's just the best
I'm dope on the lightbox and I'm magic on the desk
 
Now why would I ever stop doing this?
With others making' writings that just don't hit
I've toured around the town, from Coburg to Fitzroy
It's "Moya, go Moya, MC Moya, yo, Moya"
And the rest can go and play
 
You can't touch this!

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #18 on: June 26, 2014, 03:48:52 AM »
Hahaha, my morning was ugly, and I am not even into rap, but I was also nearly lying on the table for laughing so hard :D!!! You're great gals!! (I have no idea if anyone really says "gals" but forgive me as a non-native speaker ;D)! And guys, sorry Quiche!!
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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #19 on: June 26, 2014, 03:54:25 AM »
*Rallies the crowd* Yo yo check this out, we got a new underground rap chick here to throw a hoedown! Any contenders to take on The Real Schin Shady?

Be whippin, flippin, slippin the paper,
slicin, dicing, dramatizin',
the flourish master come,
free flow style, tines adriftin!



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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #20 on: June 26, 2014, 04:04:34 AM »
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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #21 on: June 26, 2014, 05:18:27 AM »
woohoo!!! epic rap-off in the forum :)
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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #22 on: June 26, 2014, 05:43:53 AM »
... forgive me as a non-native speaker ;D)!

I don't think I am either.  No idea what's going on here - these people appear to be talking Jive.   :)

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #23 on: June 26, 2014, 06:35:31 AM »
Hahaha nice one, Andy ;D!!
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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #24 on: June 26, 2014, 09:12:47 AM »
HOLY CRAP ON A STICK.!!! Im on the floor with laughter at 6am in the morning. 😊 perfect way to start the day. It's the calligraphers Comedy Central and the calligraphers Rap channel all in one. 😍😍😍😍 I love all of you.
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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #25 on: June 26, 2014, 10:00:50 AM »
Now I want to see all of that in calligraphy by tomorrow morning. 

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #26 on: June 26, 2014, 10:08:01 AM »
Oh no way Ellen, it's taken me five hours just to get that stupid MC Hammer song out of my head - I'm not putting it back in again if you pay me!!! ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #27 on: June 26, 2014, 10:50:56 AM »
A-hem...

Chillin' on the secretary table, tryin' not ta catch a nib, I'd rather catch a beat
But everywhere I go seems trouble follows me
But if you feel like I feel lil scribe follow me
But this penwoman wants battle so blood-ink it gotta be
Sorry engrossers but that's how it gotta be
Yeah, that's how it gotta be...

Look
I kill penmen before I even hear the pen drop
I smoke calligraphers like nibs in the sweet spot
You been cold scribe, me - me I'm still hot
Whether I'm dashin the word or oblique in this same spot
You been got, you have not, you bleed through, you just spot
I'm Principality right, you barely even Speedball
I can get you splattered, just gotta give the say so
Your nib supplier keep callin even though I said no ho
Say she want a real script, but I ain't really feelin it
Still chillin' on this Rhodia, in a minute I be killin it
First I letcha build heat, then I be spillin it:
Magnussons, McCaffreys, Clairefontaine,
I live for the glory, you died for the fame
I burn you in flames, my inkwell go insane, from broad pen to ladies hand, your flow way too tame
Please step off my level, you can't catch my game
I make nibs tremble, you make 'em complain
I never stopped ornamentaling', like Daniel Ames
Like Louis Madarasz, it's the kill penmen cycle
I kill scripts wash scripts rinse and recycle
Bangin' on your guidelines like I'm bangin on the beat, like I'm calligraffitin' on the street
So your script you can keep, cuz your font is weak
Ha
Read it and weep!!

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disclaimer: I may or may not just have copied a popular rap song and replaced all the words LOL

Congratulations!  THis is awesome, Schin.  Funny--the thing I wanted to do for the Sumer exchange (my envelopes are done but I don't know what's going in them) was a rap.  But since I don't listen to rap, I got stuck on the first 2 lines.  I know how I'd like it to end, though.  For now I think I'll abandon that idea--your rap is too much.   :D

But what really, TRULY amazes me is the way the community, perhaps any community, almost moves like a school of fish.  It's beautiful and more spontaneous than you'd realize. 

Some know that my husband and I dance Argentine tango--have been since around '98 or '99.  The thing most think of as tango is the stuff of shows.  What we do is purely social and like calligraphy it is a 'language' spoken around the world and an international community.  We could go to most any city and find a milonga (tango dance party) and dance the same dance with a host of new partners.  But in one's home community, it is amazing how many of us will show up at a milonga, wearing something similar as if we'd planned it--it could be a color, a style, pants or dresses.  It happens quite often, mostly among the women, but sometimes the men too, and I wonder how it happens.  For instance, one night almost everyone had on some shade of turquoise or blue or green. 

I'm seeing the same thing in this community and it's fascinating, and it's happened to me several times...  I'll be thinking about something obscure--like a color of ink, or a particular letter...or a rap (can't get more obscure for me than that) and Schin or somebody, goes and does it and posts it.  Anyone know how this happens? 
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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #28 on: June 26, 2014, 11:46:33 AM »
Kickin' it oldschool, yo. LA be representin'.

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With so much drama in da Insta-G
It's kinda hard stickin' to calligraphy
But I, somehow, some way
Keep comin up with funky lettering like every single day
May I, kick a little something for the G's (yeah)
and, make a few ends as (yeah!) I breeze, through
Two in the mornin' and my whole arm's still movin'
cause my momma ain't home

I got JNB supplies in the living room
and, I ain't stoppin' til six in the mornin'
So what you wanna do
I got a pocket full of penholders and my homeboys do too
So turn off the lights and close the doors
But (but what) we don't love them vintage nibs, yeah!
So we gonna flourish the hell outta this bird
G's up, nibs down, while all you penmen bounce to this

Scrollin' down the sheet, smokin' iron gall, slingin' on ink and fumes
Laid back (with my mind on penmanship and penmanship on my mind)
Scrollin' down the sheet, smokin' iron gall, slingin' on ink and fumes
Laid back (with my mind on calligraphy and calligraphy on my mind)

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Peace out.

(this may or may not be inspired by SnoopDogg's "Gin & Juice") ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #29 on: June 26, 2014, 03:11:26 PM »
I got a pocket full of penholders and my homeboys do too

Is that a penholder in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, Linda?  ;D
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