I'm a child at heart! Does that count?
But, you're a damn fool if you think I'm going to tell you my age. Or my weight! I lie like a dog about both of those!
Last summer, I was in court and the bailiff strolled over to me and showed me the docket sheet for the day. Right below my name was the name of my son, who is a young lawyer. The bailiff asked me, "Do you know who that is?". I said, "Yes. That's my son." He said, "You're not old enough to have a son who is practicing law." I replied, "I had my kids when I was in middle school. Please tell everyone that fact!" This is totally untrue, as I was out of law school before I had my children, but if I can shave a decade or so off my true age, and get people to believe it, what's wrong with a little white lie? I'm just sayin'....