I can see the headlines on the newspapers: A couple of infiltrated twins try to turn a calligraphy forum into a ukulele club.
Yes, I do play the ukulele. In fact, I play (very badly!) a lot of instrument (even some Morris tunes on the melodeon), but ukulele is one of my main ones. And I am a bit of a uke collector too. In the last ten years or so I have managed to collect quite a nice family of vintage ukes. They are mainly US made (Martin, Gibson, Favilla, Gretsch, Kamaka, Kumalae...), but I have a very nice one made in England by La Foley (a George Formby's favourite). I have all my ukes in bags and cases and I never remember where is the one I want to pick up for the moment. I am planing to make a calligraphy label for every one in order to identify them. Perhaps if I post a picture of the labels, Ms. Erica will have mercy on us and won't kick us out of the forum.