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Offline Linda Y.

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #30 on: June 26, 2014, 03:23:52 PM »
I got a pocket full of penholders and my homeboys do too

Is that a penholder in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, Linda?  ;D


HAHA! Always happy to see you, my friend. I can get a bit more crude but I'll stop here ;D

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #31 on: June 26, 2014, 03:42:51 PM »
OMG BEST THREAD EVER!!!!!
tears of laughter!!! calligraphers...we are SO multi talented!!
ok here's my fav with a spin...

Ode to Brian Smith

Yo, VIP, Let's Kick it!
ink ink baby, ink ink baby
All right stop, wipe your nib and listen
Brian is back with his brand new invention
Flame maple grabs a hold of him tightly
Works on his lathe daily and nightly
Will he ever stop? Yo, I hope no
Turn off the lights and this oblique will GLOW
To the extreme he shapes a flange like vandal
light up a room with his Spencerian handle

If there was a problem yo he'd solve it
Check out the finish while my Brian revolves it

and i drop the mic...


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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #32 on: June 26, 2014, 03:46:00 PM »
E P I C ! ! !

I'm reading everyone's contributions multiple times & I am seriously dying here - so, so good.

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #33 on: June 26, 2014, 04:12:44 PM »
OMG i cannot get the image of Moya in Hammer pants doing typewriter dance out of my mind!!!   HILARIOUS!!!

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #34 on: June 26, 2014, 04:13:28 PM »
OMG BEST THREAD EVER!!!!!
tears of laughter!!! calligraphers...we are SO multi talented!!
ok here's my fav with a spin...

Ode to Brian Smith

Yo, VIP, Let's Kick it!
ink ink baby, ink ink baby
All right stop, wipe your nib and listen
Brian is back with his brand new invention
Flame maple grabs a hold of him tightly
Works on his lathe daily and nightly
Will he ever stop? Yo, I hope no
Turn off the lights and this oblique will GLOW
To the extreme he shapes a flange like vandal
light up a room with his Spencerian handle

If there was a problem yo he'd solve it
Check out the finish while my Brian revolves it

and i drop the mic...

Wow wow! Rrmph! Good job joi!!

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #35 on: June 26, 2014, 04:14:26 PM »
I been hit and I been kicked
Took the high road, head all mixed
Dis'd and slammed against the wall
Time I grew a set of b****
Never liked to bang for fun
But tired of being on the run
Tired of lookin' like I'm yellow
"An order of eggs yo", I said to the fellow
Hardboiled yo, ain't no joke
Can't abide no slimy Yoke

Sorry guys...I just couldn't resist.  I'll behave now. 


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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #36 on: June 26, 2014, 04:18:12 PM »
awesome awesome awesome!!!
this thread has to go down in some hall of fame somewhere...
we should all perform these at IAMPETH!!!

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #37 on: June 26, 2014, 04:27:20 PM »
Calligraphers... knows how to party
Calligraphers... knows how to party
In the flourish forum of USA
In the flourish forum of good ol' Oz
In the flourish forum, the city of England
We keep it dashy! We keep it slanted!

Now let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west
A forum that's untouchable like John Decollibus
The script hits ya eyes like a nib to ya chest
Pack an inkwell for your bride in the forum of sex
We in that sunshine studio where that bomb ass flourishes be
The forum where ya never find a secretary desk empty
And scribes be on a mission for them greens
Lean mean envelope-makin-machines servin bride's mothers
I been in the game for ten years makin place cards freak
Ever since honeys was using obliques
Now it's 2014 and they clock me and watch me
Nibs shinin lookin like I robbed Liberace
It's all good, from Diego to tha Bay
Your forum is tha bomb if your script makin way
Throw up a nib if ya feel the same way
Schin puttin it down for
Flourish forum-a!

Shake it shake it baby
Shake it shake it baby
Shake it shake it mama
Shake it Calligraphers
Shake it shake it baby
Shake it shake it shake it shake it...

Uh, yeah, uh, Erica in tha house, uh yeah
Joi, Quiche definately in tha house hahaha
Brian, Linda, Pat
Hey, you know Moya is up in this
Estefa, where you at
Yeah, Nickih, Milon always up to no good
Even Fae tryin to get a piece baby
Heebs, sistadream where ya at? yeah
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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #38 on: June 26, 2014, 04:35:48 PM »
Holy Smokes that was awesome! And you put me in your rap (I'm always up to no good or saying words I really shouldn't)

You Rock Schin 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #39 on: June 26, 2014, 04:40:17 PM »
Schin you rock! I'm dying over here ;D this is too much fun haha I wish I had time to make one right now. This weekend though  ;)

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #40 on: June 26, 2014, 04:42:57 PM »
Rockstars. All of you! Woohoo!

Schin, i seriously think you a rap album will fly :p

Moya, i'd love to see a vid of you doing the mc hammer run :p

♥️♥️♥️ to all of you rockstars!
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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #41 on: June 26, 2014, 04:55:47 PM »
I'm blown away.   ;D  This is one thing I'm not EVEN gonna try!  You go, Schin! 
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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #42 on: June 26, 2014, 04:56:50 PM »
Schin you rock! I'm dying over here ;D this is too much fun haha I wish I had time to make one right now. This weekend though  ;)


Bring it on!

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #43 on: June 26, 2014, 05:33:44 PM »
Schin you rock! I'm dying over here ;D this is too much fun haha I wish I had time to make one right now. This weekend though  ;)


Bring it on!

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #44 on: June 26, 2014, 07:48:14 PM »
I'm dying of laughter!  You are the greatest bunch of calligraphers EVER.

(Nobody will EVER see me doing the Hammer dance. EVER.  You know those stereotypes about how white people can't dance?  Those were based on me.  All of them. I wouldn't inflict that sight on any of you, I like you all too much.)