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Offline tintenfuchs

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #60 on: June 28, 2014, 04:03:05 PM »
You, ladies and gents, are geniuses.
Seriously.
And this:
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ya'll gotta unbunch
dem copperplate panties
I now want to produce a copperplate lingerie line. How about it, Erica? Let's make lingerie instead of dasherie ;D
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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #61 on: June 28, 2014, 04:23:42 PM »
My ends I ain't been squarin
That's gotcha running scar-ed
Engrossers all be glarin
They nostrils all be flarin
They can't stop people from starin
First my letters they'll be sharin
Then my threads they'll be wearin

Breakin rules right and left
Say I ain't got no respect
Been kicked outta IAMPETH
only thing I ain't guilty of is old timey style theft!


DISSED!! You penmen/penwomen gonna take this?!  ;D

Offline elsa.d

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #62 on: June 28, 2014, 09:42:08 PM »
So we gonna flourish the hell outta this bird


I basically died laughing when I read this

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #63 on: June 29, 2014, 10:02:28 AM »
i'm sure i'm not the only one who has read this thread soooo many times!!!  elsa, my hat's off to ya girl!  the bit about copperplate panties gets me every time!!!
love you all!!!

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #64 on: June 29, 2014, 11:46:47 AM »
If you're having pen problems I feel bad for you, son,
I got 99 problems but a pen ain't one

This is going to be stuck in my head all day now!
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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #65 on: June 29, 2014, 05:29:41 PM »
There Be Masters in the House




No One Can Do It Better
Than the infamous four
Doin' the Slim Shady
Since '44

Enta'd the Stage
By All Means Necessary
swingin' Liquid Swords
on Paper Thin stationary

Blueprint--Strictly Business
Get Rich or Die Tryin'
Still not a Player?
then Goin' off Cryin'.

Whut?
Do You Want More?


that be our 50 cent.

Offline Nickkih

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #66 on: June 29, 2014, 05:32:53 PM »
I'm sorry but Mike that is the funniest shi* I've ever seen or read. I'm laughing my butt off over here.
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Offline Moya

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #67 on: June 29, 2014, 07:18:45 PM »
Oh my God, what a way to start Monday morning at work.  You guys are brilliant.  Brilliant.  Represent, yo.

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #68 on: June 29, 2014, 10:26:27 PM »
That photo Mike... I. Cannot. Stand it!!!!

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #69 on: June 29, 2014, 11:11:07 PM »
I just spit iced tea onto my keyboard when I scrolled down and saw that amazing photo! LOL!  ;D
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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #70 on: August 13, 2014, 12:18:47 PM »
Bumping this thread for bluestockingpen / Abby  ;)

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #71 on: August 13, 2014, 01:44:08 PM »
Ha! This is amazing. Thanks for the reference, Linda! Too funny... maybe calligraphy and rap do go together after all...  ;)
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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #72 on: August 13, 2014, 03:00:07 PM »
Re-reading everything still makes me LOL! This thread was just epic.

Offline Jenny Muffler

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #73 on: August 26, 2014, 01:41:09 AM »
IAMPETH Talent show next year...I'm just sayin'.    I wanna see this performed live:)

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #74 on: November 01, 2014, 10:12:17 PM »
Re-reading myself. Elsa takes the cake though!!