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Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« on: June 25, 2014, 11:48:13 PM »
A-hem...

Chillin' on the secretary table, tryin' not ta catch a nib, I'd rather catch a beat
But everywhere I go seems trouble follows me
But if you feel like I feel lil scribe follow me
But this penwoman wants battle so blood-ink it gotta be
Sorry engrossers but that's how it gotta be
Yeah, that's how it gotta be...

Look
I kill penmen before I even hear the pen drop
I smoke calligraphers like nibs in the sweet spot
You been cold scribe, me - me I'm still hot
Whether I'm dashin the word or oblique in this same spot
You been got, you have not, you bleed through, you just spot
I'm Principality right, you barely even Speedball
I can get you splattered, just gotta give the say so
Your nib supplier keep callin even though I said no ho
Say she want a real script, but I ain't really feelin it
Still chillin' on this Rhodia, in a minute I be killin it
First I letcha build heat, then I be spillin it:
Magnussons, McCaffreys, Clairefontaine,
I live for the glory, you died for the fame
I burn you in flames, my inkwell go insane, from broad pen to ladies hand, your flow way too tame
Please step off my level, you can't catch my game
I make nibs tremble, you make 'em complain
I never stopped ornamentaling', like Daniel Ames
Like Louis Madarasz, it's the kill penmen cycle
I kill scripts wash scripts rinse and recycle
Bangin' on your guidelines like I'm bangin on the beat, like I'm calligraffitin' on the street
So your script you can keep, cuz your font is weak
Ha
Read it and weep!!

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disclaimer: I may or may not just have copied a popular rap song and replaced all the words LOL
« Last Edit: June 25, 2014, 11:50:06 PM by schin »
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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2014, 12:15:34 AM »
May I have your attention please?
 May I have your attention please?
 Will the real Schin Shady please stand up?
 I repeat, will the real Schin Shady please stand up?
 We're gonna have a problem here..
 

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2014, 12:21:49 AM »
Omg Schin that was AWESOME! I heard Eminem raping it. Sweet!
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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2014, 12:39:21 AM »
May I have your attention please?
 May I have your attention please?
 Will the real Schin Shady please stand up?
 I repeat, will the real Schin Shady please stand up?
 We're gonna have a problem here..

Shady Schin is better.

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2014, 12:48:37 AM »
Shady Schin is better.

Doesn't scan as well though.

Are you a Korra watcher?  Shady S(c)hin:

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2014, 02:19:47 AM »
Didn't Erica say she's an Eminem fan?! This is going to blow her mind!!

Well done, Schin Shady, well done.  8)

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2014, 02:30:54 AM »
I thought it might be an obscure reference I didn't recognise!

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2014, 02:36:03 AM »
hahaha this is so cool schin! 
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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2014, 02:38:03 AM »
If you're having pen problems I feel bad for you, Schin,
 I got 99 problems but a pen ain't one
 
 I got the Quiche brigade and the Schin parade
 Foes that wanna make sure my hair's all greyed
 Pen critics that say my letters all upside down,
 I'm an Aussie, you guys, don't make me frown
 If you grew up in the terra australis
 You'd know how the ink flows, yeah, get this

 I'm like hey cynics, you can kiss my whole butt,
 If you don't like my writing you can do your own stuff
 Got beef with brides if I don't write their words
 They don't pay my rates, well I don't give a turd
 Wedding mags try and use my poor script
 So brides can give em more cash for it ... f****rs
 I don't know what you take me as
 or understand the letter skillz that Moya has
 From Gothic to Uncial, ladies, I ain't dumb
 I got 99 problems but a pen ain't one
 Hit me
 
99 problems but a pen ain't one
If you're having pen problems I feel bad for you, son,
I got 99 problems but a pen ain't one

 
***all disses are not meant seriously because I think Schin and Quiche are awesome***
« Last Edit: June 26, 2014, 03:32:17 AM by Moya »

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2014, 02:39:50 AM »
Oh my god...this is the greatest thread ever  8)

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2014, 03:05:32 AM »
AWESOME!
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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2014, 03:14:28 AM »
Man,
I know I'd be just as good as y'all
It's fate's interfering with my speedball.
My pussy's lying on my table yo
Spillin' da ink with its furry paw
My man keeps wanting to talk to me
Don't let me unpack my McCaffery
The kids keep whinin' for food
They don't get writin's just as good!

I just know I could take y'all
If fate just don't kick away my speedball!

My boss keeps tellin me, "girl!
Do this and to that", man, I'll hurl
Ain't got no time
To write or to rhyme

But, hey,
I just know I could take y'all
It's fate keepin me in its thrall!
It's fate, yo
It's fate, yo

PS: My pussy is on my table, seriously. No obscenity intended.


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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2014, 03:21:11 AM »
PS: My pussy is on my table, seriously. No obscenity intended.

oh my god I laughed so stupidly hard at my desk!!! this thread is giving me LIFE.

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2014, 03:21:33 AM »
LOL I'm dying of laughter... Erica's gonna wake up and be like wtf is happening to my forum..
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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2014, 03:26:08 AM »
Omg Schin that was AWESOME! I heard Eminem raping it. Sweet!

Dang I hope not.. this is a clean rap diss, no rapings allowed!  ;D ;D
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