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Offline schin

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #75 on: December 12, 2014, 11:24:17 PM »
Inspired by some uptight broad penners lol

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Because you know
I'm all about that swirl, bout that swirl, no fraktur
I'm all about that swirl, bout that swirl, no quadrata
I'm all about that swirl, bout that swirl, no textura
I'm all about that swirl, bout that swirl...

Yea it's pretty clear, I don't do no broad pen
But I can twist it, twist it
Like I'm supposed to do
Cause I got that curl curl that all the brides chase
And all the right loops in all the right places

I see the computer workin' that Gothic font
We know that sh*t ain't real
C'mon now, make it stop
If you got obliques, obliques, just raise 'em up
Cause every spacing and x-height is perfect
From the bottom to the top

Yeah, my mama she told me don't worry about your script
She says, "Brides like them flourished invites for guests to keep"
You know I won't be using no parallel it's a bore
So if that's what you're into then go ahead and don't flex no more

Because you know
I'm all about that swirl, bout that swirl, no uncial
I'm all about that swirl, bout that swirl, no rotunda
I'm all about that swirl, bout that swirl, no carolingian
I'm all about that swirl, bout that swirl...

I'm bringing spirals backkkkk
Go ahead and tell them ancient scribes that
Na, I'm just playing. I know you think you're baaaad
But I'm here to tell ya
Every inch of your script is perfect from the bottom to the top

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #76 on: December 13, 2014, 01:46:18 AM »
LMAO! wowwww  8)

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #77 on: December 13, 2014, 03:05:15 AM »
C'mon broadpen folks - you gonna take this?!

I shall remain neutral because.... I swing both ways ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #78 on: December 13, 2014, 08:35:33 AM »
Yeah, my mama she told me don't worry about your script
She says, "Brides like them flourished invites for guests to keep"

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #79 on: December 13, 2014, 01:08:13 PM »
I'm a crusty 'ol Brit, with my broad edge nib....

NO, I will stop here, because I can only think of one word that rhymes with italic. And, like Linda, I also swing both ways!

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #80 on: December 14, 2014, 02:52:49 AM »
Schin!
That's Great!!

You're awesome!
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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #81 on: January 16, 2015, 09:07:38 PM »
I just stumbled on this thread and I cannot handle it!!!! Dying laughing over here!!!!
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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #82 on: January 17, 2015, 02:49:54 AM »
 8) Thank you everyone for the great laughs!! My abs got a workout reading this thread!!! LOL

I can't rap, but I definitely have a few stuck in my head now for sure.

Calligraphers...know how to party!!!!!  ;)

wooot wooot!!!!

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #83 on: January 21, 2015, 02:55:21 PM »
I grew up in the projects.  I was always told women shouldn't rap, smoke and I won't say what the last one was.  At any rate, you ladies put most paid rappers to shame. 
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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #84 on: January 21, 2015, 06:23:36 PM »
Yo, Schin Shady...

Iím bringing broad pen back
Them pointed writers donít know how to act
You know you're special but we're behind your back
So turn around and we'll pick up the slack.

Inky babe
You see these Tape nibs
Brush pens, wide nibs, let's engrave
Foundation, Fraktur, yeah we misbehave
Itís just your points that make me feel this way


Oh Madarasz
(Go ahead, be gone with it)
Yeah Platt
(Go ahead, be gone with it)
Oh Mr Musselman
(Go ahead, be gone with it)
Drinks on Schin
(Go ahead, be gone with it)
Let me see what yo flourishing with
(Go ahead, be gone with it)
Look at those nibs
(Go ahead, be gone with it)
Broad pen makes me smile
(Go ahead, be gone with it)
Go ahead
(Go ahead, get down with it)
And get your broad pen on
(Go ahead, get down with it)

Get your broad pen on
(Go ahead, be gone with it)

Get your broad pen on


Iím bringing broad pen back
Them old penmen just donít know how to act
Come let us make up for the things you lack (oooh)
'Cause your nibs are snappin off, but ours are gonna last

Take 'em to the bridge!

Iím bringing broad pen back
Yo copperplaters, watch how I attack
If pointed pen's your thing, best watch your back
Cause we'll mix it up for you and thatís a fact!


I'm so sorry.

« Last Edit: January 21, 2015, 06:34:36 PM by Moya »

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #85 on: January 21, 2015, 06:26:20 PM »
Quote
Come let us make up for the things you lack (oooh)
'Cause your nibs are snappin off, but ours are gonna last


Yeah! *bows down*

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #86 on: January 21, 2015, 07:10:40 PM »
MOYA!!!!! Hahahaha killing it!

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #87 on: January 21, 2015, 07:39:22 PM »
goddammit sonofa
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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #88 on: January 21, 2015, 07:39:42 PM »
Because you know
I'm all about that swirl, bout that swirl, no fraktur
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This line, stuck in my head, all the time!

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Re: Calligraphy rap diss thread!
« Reply #89 on: January 22, 2015, 02:31:31 AM »
LOL Moya!!!

Favorite line: I'm so sorry.

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