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Re: Calligrapher's pickup lines
« Reply #30 on: March 31, 2015, 03:07:15 PM »
Even "middle-aged mature men" can get turned on by calligraphy pick-ups...these lines seriously drive my husband WILD. Trust me, ladies.  ;D

Honey, your hairline is so fine, not even receding....and about your grays?  Shh shh dear, don't you know grey is the new black?

And, um, just which of the 50 shades of grey is he?

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Re: Calligrapher's pickup lines
« Reply #31 on: March 31, 2015, 04:26:14 PM »
What do you call a good-looking repairman?  (A Finetec-nician)

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Re: Calligrapher's pickup lines
« Reply #32 on: March 31, 2015, 04:36:45 PM »
"I forgot your [nib] name. Can I call you mine?"
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Re: Calligrapher's pickup lines
« Reply #33 on: March 31, 2015, 05:34:11 PM »
What do you call a good-looking repairman?  (A Finetec-nician)

Lol. LOL!  ;D
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Re: Calligrapher's pickup lines
« Reply #34 on: March 31, 2015, 07:40:55 PM »
ayyyy baby lemme com-pound your curves..

ayyyy mama Iampeth-etically in love with you

ayyyy bae let's get zentangled together
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Re: Calligrapher's pickup lines
« Reply #35 on: March 31, 2015, 09:36:44 PM »
ayyyy baby lemme com-pound your curves..

ayyyy mama Iampeth-etically in love with you

ayyyy bae let's get zentangled together


*swoons and throws roses at you*

We need to put all these lines together and write a book. It'll be a bestseller ;D

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Re: Calligrapher's pickup lines
« Reply #36 on: March 31, 2015, 10:34:57 PM »
ayyyy baby lemme com-pound your curves..

ayyyy mama Iampeth-etically in love with you

ayyyy bae let's get zentangled together


*swoons and throws roses at you*

We need to put all these lines together and write a book. It'll be a bestseller ;D

Brause Roses imiright?!

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Re: Calligrapher's pickup lines
« Reply #37 on: April 01, 2015, 03:18:45 PM »
ayyyy baby lemme com-pound your curves..

ayyyy mama Iampeth-etically in love with you

ayyyy bae let's get zentangled together


*swoons and throws roses at you*

I laughed so hard I inhalled a carrot from my lunch. ^_^
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Re: Calligrapher's pickup lines
« Reply #38 on: April 01, 2015, 03:49:05 PM »
I'm guessing you guys don't ever need help to find quotes to write !  These are hilarious !!
Sorry I can't contribute, and sad the french calligraphy vocabulary is not as sexy !

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Re: Calligrapher's pickup lines
« Reply #39 on: April 01, 2015, 04:17:48 PM »
I'm guessing you guys don't ever need help to find quotes to write !  These are hilarious !!
Sorry I can't contribute, and sad the french calligraphy vocabulary is not as sexy !


Au contraire! French already sounds so sexy, you can say anything like, "Ahh, mon cheri, you look like a round Camembert" and Americans will probably follow you home...  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Calligrapher's pickup lines
« Reply #40 on: April 01, 2015, 04:47:05 PM »
I laugh so hard, I Camembert it.

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Re: Calligrapher's pickup lines
« Reply #41 on: April 02, 2015, 09:31:41 AM »
I'm guessing you guys don't ever need help to find quotes to write !  These are hilarious !!
Sorry I can't contribute, and sad the french calligraphy vocabulary is not as sexy !


Au contraire! French already sounds so sexy, you can say anything like, "Ahh, mon cheri, you look like a round Camembert" and Americans will probably follow you home...  ;D ;D ;D

I totally agree with Linda! French is sexy just as it is! You can call me whatever you want and be as angry as you want, I am going to think you are declaring your love and little hearts are going to be on my eyes!
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Re: Calligrapher's pickup lines
« Reply #42 on: April 02, 2015, 02:49:09 PM »
In this case, here's a little contribution to this topic :
"La danse de ta plume chatouille mes sens" (The danse of your nib (feather) tickles my senses )

and some very classic french pick-up lines adapted :
"Vous écrivez toujours chez vos parents ?" (do you still write at your parent's ? should be do you still live at your parent's)
"T'as de belles courbes, tu sais" (you've got beautiful curves, you know. Should be you've got beautiful eyes)
" J’aime deux choses : toi et la (Brause) rose. La rose pour un jour et toi pour toujours" (I love 2 things : you and the (Brause) Rose. The rose for today and you forever...)

And a last one :

"You must have fallen from the Universal Penman"

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Re: Calligrapher's pickup lines
« Reply #43 on: April 07, 2015, 03:25:14 AM »
"You must have fallen from the Universal Penman"
That one is genius!!

Coming back from a holiday to this thread is amazing!! :D
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Re: Calligrapher's pickup lines
« Reply #44 on: April 07, 2015, 10:27:01 PM »
BRAVO!!!   ;D   :-*

In this case, here's a little contribution to this topic :
"La danse de ta plume chatouille mes sens" (The danse of your nib (feather) tickles my senses )

and some very classic french pick-up lines adapted :
"Vous écrivez toujours chez vos parents ?" (do you still write at your parent's ? should be do you still live at your parent's)
"T'as de belles courbes, tu sais" (you've got beautiful curves, you know. Should be you've got beautiful eyes)
" J’aime deux choses : toi et la (Brause) rose. La rose pour un jour et toi pour toujours" (I love 2 things : you and the (Brause) Rose. The rose for today and you forever...)

And a last one :

"You must have fallen from the Universal Penman"
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