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Calligrapher's pickup lines
« on: March 30, 2015, 02:08:03 PM »
Dear distinguished sophisticated scholars of the art of writing, ladies and gentlemen....

Is that a quill in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

What a fine set of... inkwells you have!

It's not the size of the penholder that matters, it's how you use it!



Quick more saucy pick up lines before Erica wakes up and bans us all
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Re: Calligrapher's pickup lines
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2015, 02:25:24 PM »
"May I buy you a bottle of... McCaffery's?"

"Dang girl, you've got better curves than my Ornamental Penmanship!"

"Let's go back to my pad and I'll show you my dip pen collection."

"You are more intoxicating than a fresh bottle of Moon Palace Sumi!"

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Re: Calligrapher's pickup lines
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2015, 02:38:59 PM »

"Dang girl, you've got better curves than my Ornamental Penmanship!"

"Let's go back to my pad and I'll show you my dip pen collection."


LOL omg. Yeah those would actually work on me!

But hey Linda... wanna see my oblique pen in action? Hur hurhurr

That joke only really works if I'm a guy but uh.. pickup artists cant be picky
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Re: Calligrapher's pickup lines
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2015, 02:56:23 PM »
"Hello, gorgeous!  Let me write your name on my heart!"  (While drawing a heart on your little cocktail napkin!)

"You're so hot, you're making my ink boil."

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Re: Calligrapher's pickup lines
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2015, 03:09:50 PM »
LOL omg. Yeah those would actually work on me!

But hey Linda... wanna see my oblique pen in action? Hur hurhurr

That joke only really works if I'm a guy but uh.. pickup artists cant be picky

LOVE IT!

And I could probably get a lot more raunchy but... this is a family forum!! ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Calligrapher's pickup lines
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2015, 03:54:45 PM »
LOL omg. Yeah those would actually work on me!

But hey Linda... wanna see my oblique pen in action? Hur hurhurr

That joke only really works if I'm a guy but uh.. pickup artists cant be picky

LOVE IT!

And I could probably get a lot more raunchy but... this is a family forum!! ;D ;D ;D


I guess we all could imagine lots of uses for "dinky dips" in these pickup lines, but I won't go there.  Don't want to be banned from FF!!

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Re: Calligrapher's pickup lines
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2015, 05:32:07 PM »
You're one long, cool, dip of ink.....

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Re: Calligrapher's pickup lines
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2015, 05:35:32 PM »
You're one long, cool, dip of ink.....

Oh, so you are brave enough to "go there"?!  Love it. Fantastic.  Any more takers...?

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Re: Calligrapher's pickup lines
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2015, 05:37:38 PM »
And that's the best way to learn a foreing language! Please continue, I am listening...  ;D
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Re: Calligrapher's pickup lines
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2015, 05:48:03 PM »
Saw the thread title and thought "that'll be Schin, then".  :)

I'm going to sit this one out, but please keep 'em coming!

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Re: Calligrapher's pickup lines
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2015, 06:05:53 PM »
Care to come up to my place for a little desert--a little Gillott-o perhaps?

You're just what the doctor prescribed for me--Dr. Martin, that is.

You and I, baby, could really flourish together.

Come over to my petting zoo sometime. You'll love the Zebras.

The Pearlescence in your eyes outshines the moon and stars.

Hey, cute shoes, honey. Sharper than a Gillott 170.

Hey Dexter, let's seal the deal.

Like fast cars? How 'bout a ride in my Madaraszi?

Can't go to Franklin this summer? Iampethize with you.


(somebody stop me, I've gotta get some work done.)
« Last Edit: March 30, 2015, 06:22:57 PM by AnasaziWrites »

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Re: Calligrapher's pickup lines
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2015, 06:30:50 PM »
LOL omg. Yeah those would actually work on me!

But hey Linda... wanna see my oblique pen in action? Hur hurhurr

That joke only really works if I'm a guy but uh.. pickup artists cant be picky

LOVE IT!

And I could probably get a lot more raunchy but... this is a family forum!! ;D ;D ;D


I guess we all could imagine lots of uses for "dinky dips" in these pickup lines, but I won't go there.  Don't want to be banned from FF!!

If we get even saucier, Erica might Sumi!

haha sue me, get it
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Re: Calligrapher's pickup lines
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2015, 06:33:05 PM »
You're one long, cool, dip of ink.....

Hey baby you know where I can find a super flexible nib for tonight? hahahaha
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Re: Calligrapher's pickup lines
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2015, 06:34:37 PM »
Saw the thread title and thought "that'll be Schin, then".  :)

I'm going to sit this one out, but please keep 'em coming!

Yes but you know my topics are always engrossing! haha! hahaha... haha .. .
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Re: Calligrapher's pickup lines
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2015, 06:43:43 PM »
Care to come up to my place for a little desert--a little Gillott-o perhaps?

You're just what the doctor prescribed for me--Dr. Martin, that is.

You and I, baby, could really flourish together.

Come over to my petting zoo sometime. You'll love the Zebras.

The Pearlescence in your eyes outshines the moon and stars.

Hey, cute shoes, honey. Sharper than a Gillott 170.

Hey Dexter, let's seal the deal.

Like fast cars? How 'bout a ride in my Madaraszi?

Can't go to Franklin this summer? Iampethize with you.


(somebody stop me, I've gotta get some work done.)

Oh god, yeah I'm packing up and going home. Thread's closed everybody!

we should be ashamed of ourselves! Some of these terrible puns Mike Sull-y the innocent minds in here! We are a mere hair-line away from being banned!
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