Calligraphy rap diss thread!

[Moya]

LOL Moya!!!

Favorite line: I'm so sorry.

 

hahaha!  I didn't want to do it ... I had to stand up for my first love, broad pen.  Even though I've barely picked one up in months.  That sexy, sexy pointed pen has corrupted me, I tell you

[FlowerCityLetters]

Umm, just found this thread and I am so glad I did. What talent! It's a little unfair how ya'll are already super talented in calligraphy and now you're rappers to?!

Winning. 

[Faeleia]

What up what up folkssssssssssssssssss!! DJ Fae be back in da house for some jam yo!

Some words from the author: (in a country accent)"Dis song.. be a sad song. A sad love song, yannoe. For dose lonely damned days.. with a shrivelly paper.. ain't got no words in dem mind..a country rapper with a guitar and red snapper.. chillin w a dog out in the front porch."

"You ready?!!!!!!!!!

Just pick up the beat y'all
don't hesitate no mo!
Stick dem tiny nibs in now,
and let dat ink flo'!

Put a swish to the left
And swivel to the right
Got a splatter? That's no prob,
Call it star galactic sight!

Got a stabby nib?
Now, that's a real rap battle,
Ruination, condemnation...
..we got a score now to settle!

Don't get me wrong yo,
while it ain't no heavy metal
but it's gonna break dat little heart
of H.P Behrensmeyer!

Acid's gonna sting, yeowch!
No, don't drip gall on the couch!
Fix it, wipe it, smudge it, no, erase- nah
Toss it and don't pout!

Badda bing badda boom
We will nuke this babadook!
Take it to the godforsaken land of
friggin Nincompoop!

Grummy's got this potent potion
from exotic Arabia!
Maybe now our letter will finally
not end with just a 'Dear..'!"

Piss out. y'all

[Sandeeee]

Just found this thread at the Flourish Forum Favorite Threads and this thread definitely made my day

[chiarag]

 

[Mark T]

I be

I be new to this game of calligraphy
If you witnessed my writtin’ then you would see
My tight miniscules all over da place
Slow down, slow down, it ain’t no race

I be doin’ ten mill spacin’ to make it look neat
On 32lb paper tiz expensive per sheet
Usin’ my walnut ink I mixed it myself
It’s gone rather crusty from sittin’ on da shelf

Mr Johnston I be tryin’ to master your art
To be honest wid you I be willin’ to start
With the tiny alphabet twenty six little letters
Learnin’ how to do it properly from Flourish Forum betters

Viewing Ken Frasers hands that he writes real neat
Is inspiration for many when sat in their seat
Lookin' at the screen sat lookin’ in awe
Several times the jaw picked up from the floor

So many talented people write and display
They spent many hours scribbling away
Many different hands showin’ on da screen
Several different nibs used written in ink of green

This headache of strain I be nursin’
When I mess up my letters should hear da cursin
The air is light and the colour is blue
To the top of my stairs bugger bugger bugger boo

Nib holder in hand and ink on the table
I be willin’ to write cuz I be feelin’ able
To get to the point that I’m willin’ to show
My calligraphy writtin’ learnin' how to do it slow

The last verse I’ll save for you to read
I bet your’re thinkin’ tiz only screed
But a challenge to write somethin’ just for fun
On a forum run by Erica thank you hon

[Cyril Jayant]

Love to revisit  this again and again 

[Erica McPhee]

This absolutely made my day!     

I be


The last verse I’ll save for you to read
I bet your’re thinkin’ tiz only screed
But a challenge to write somethin’ just for fun
On a forum run by Erica thank you hon

[Mark T]

You are more than welcome.